I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
you inspire me to be a worse person
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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