Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
what day is it and did you see me today?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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