More tranny stories later!
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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