you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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