He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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