dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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