Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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