I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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