We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
worst night to have a conscience
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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