Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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