I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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