That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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