Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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