you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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