So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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