chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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