i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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