the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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