i would punch a child for taco bell
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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