Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
How does it feel to date your dad?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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