are you still at the devil's house?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I came so hard my ears popped.
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