she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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