I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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