The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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