I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Did you just see the Batmobile???
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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