I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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