So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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