I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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