I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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