PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Don't make out with my wife yet
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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