If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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