You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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