She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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