i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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