i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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