I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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