ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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