Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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