Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
