Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My penis needs a shock collar
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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