Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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