ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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