Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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