we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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