How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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