I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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