Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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