It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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