what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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