You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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