how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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