Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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