Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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