So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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