he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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