Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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