carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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