I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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