DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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